yaa m3awad!





GUY 1: Who's that girl over there? shisim-haa...?

GUY 2: No idea, I think she's new.

GUY 1: Look, look, she's going to swim. Damn, all I've got to wear is this wizaar. 

GUY 2: Here's a tip for life, ya m3awad: girls are like Pokémon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have balls.

GUY 1: Er...

GUY 2: You can totally borrow my board shorts.

GUY 1: Amazing! fidayt-ik!

The guys swap clothes before Guy 1 heads down to surprise the unsuspecting swimmer..


Arabic
Pronounced?
English

فديتك
 fidayt-ik
I owe you one (>m)
فديتچ
fidayt-ich
I owe you one (>f)
فديتكم
fidayt-kum
I owe you one (>pl)
وزار
wizaar
a sarong
شسمها؟
shisim-haa…?
what’s she called…?